Vegas Advice from Rotten Cotten

Vegas Advice from Rotten Cotten

This is the advice I was given from Rotten Cotton for my first trip to Vegas. I hope I survive!

"You can survive 96hrs in Vegas" The hidden' secrets!

·Never take advice from the Taxi drivers, pay for your fare and tip that's it!

·Tour the casino when first arriving halfway sober, you'll thank me later.

·Never ever trust anyone wearing sunglasses in the casino (friends included)

·Put all your traveling friends' numbers into your cell phones in CAPS and don't forget it has a battery and will die when you're lost!

·Never fall asleep next to a stranger unless you don't mind sacrificing your hard earned cash or an internal organ.

·Never let a stranger buy you a drink unless you receive it directly from the bartender..waitress

·If you drink until 7 in the morning, have 6 bottles of water and three Vikoden when you wake up next to the bed then immediately 3 Bloody Mary's.

·Go sit by the pool when you wake up it's a fucking wild feeling to experiment with dehydration in the desert!

·Don't throw room furniture on friends that are sleeping – it's just not fair!

·When your friend gambles for 15 hours and looses their money and yours, have someone buy you both 4 mixed drinks and everything will be OK.

·That haze you feel at three-thirty in the morning is by design only the staff is immune to it.

·Super glue your room access card to your left hand and with permanent, write the room number on your right.

·If you get back to your room and there's a "Do not disturb" sign on the door – what do you think? Go down to the bar again or kindly give up your money to a slot machine.

·When in the pool use the buddy system – only stupid people drown in Vegas!

·Eat when your legs stop moving.

·Don't get frightened when you look at yourself in the mirror the next morning, it simply means you're in Vegas and the body is just adjusting to the climate.

·Don't help anyone you never kissed or hugged before you got there – period!

·It's none of your business what happened in that room when you weren't there, so don't ask!

·If you do win DON'T TELL ANYONE, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT and find more Vikoden because you'll need it!

HAVE FUN!